normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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