Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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