508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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