I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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