Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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