But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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