my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Less talking, more tequila
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Mom said you looked used
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
