yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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