so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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