Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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