When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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