no. you can't hotbox the world.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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