You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i believe in u and ur pee
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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