Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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