At least make sure they are 18
Why
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
