you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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