we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
