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i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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