I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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