Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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