he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
operation have a gay friend backfired
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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