Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
We need to rekindle our bromance
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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