That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
whose parrot is this?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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