Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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