I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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