: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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