btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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