haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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