she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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