Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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