it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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