I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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