fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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