Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
