She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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