I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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