super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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