whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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