is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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