fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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