so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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