Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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