FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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