You're a womanizer and a bitch.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Come see our sink grown plant.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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