listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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