I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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