can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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