DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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