Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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