i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
