fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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