Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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