Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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