dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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