whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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