tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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